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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, December 15, 2003

Posted 6:44 AM by Gene

PROF's up early this morning to help take credit for capturing Saddam. So was Andy S. BLOGGERS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. It was our soldiers, working for a leadership that (to paraphrase Ronald Reagan) wasn't afraid to let them win. While bloggers may have provided moral support -- and as I've said too many times before, their pea-shooters are drowned out by the news hacks' nukes -- despite the sniping from the "resistance" and the hacks, they won on their own glorious initiative and superior firepower. The victory is theirs, not YOURS, Prof and Andy S. and Buzz and little. THEIRS.

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