Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
First God created pepper-jack cheese, hard pretzels, and beer. And he said, "These are good." But God decided that others should appreciate his creations so he created the universe and then Earth and man and the light with which man could eventually see the pepper-jack cheese and beer. Later man discovered fire….animal husbandry….then came the Peloponnesian Wars….crop rotation….dwarf tossing….and National Review….
Let's skip ahead… This is an odd bio from a man who just went into meltdown. By the way, Jonah, AREN'T GOD'S PRONOUNS CAPITALIZED?!?!?!?!? OR AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT JESUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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