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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Posted 5:12 PM by Gene

Every time LOWSY MAYS does something these days he trips over his two zillion-dollar left feet. When he staged anti-Dixie Chicks rallies and then profusely apologized, when he canceled Howie while sending some friends to see P. R. MEL's holy slasher movie, it had all the earmarks of a guy who couldn't care less about his public rep getting religion in the wrong way. Now he's hired Je$$e, which makes perfect sense given that P&G and Mickey D's and Coke and other VERY PC companies practically own his biz, and surely LOWSY did it to get the VERY PC press coverage from Pinch and Lenny. NOTE THE TIME: 8 to 9 A.M. on SUNDAYS, PSA DEATH TERRITORY.

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