Posted 11:29 AM by Gene

Turns out HOWARD STERN did an ON-AIR FAVOR for Howie, which means an additional 1,872 WORDS on KA-KA JOKES AND WEE-WEE JOKES compared to 847 WORDS on the Madrid bombing. Plus he offers up the Street Drunk's Defense: "Boy that stuff tasted AWFUL the first time, but after awhile, you kind of get used to it, then you get that really good HIGH, and then you say, 'How could I have lived without STERNO?'" The man is getting to be a self-parody.

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