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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004

Posted 6:36 PM by Gene

And speaking of golf, after Arnie's well-deserved endless standing O yesterday, you stop and think, what if Vijay won the Good-Ol'-Boys-with-an-Attitude tournament again? He'd get ten seconds of polite applause. Most of the best players in all sports have that extra zing. Think the Babe, think MJ (on the court ONLY). Golf seems to be churning out excellent ciphers. This is something for the Lords of the Game to consider though they delude themselves into believing Tiger will always draw an audience.

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