Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, April 18, 2004


It's amazing what you can learn from those computers at Google News. For instance, I've learned the problem with THE MEDIA isn't indecency -- it's CONCENTRATION (a code word for all them EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL LOWSY MAYS REPUBLICANS, who are EEEEEEEEEEEVIL because they're REPUBLICANS). I also learned that while HOWIE is "leering, infantile, sexually perverse," he's also a "CIVIL LIBERTARIAN!!!!!!!!!!"

I learned one other thing. Most NEWS HACKS and EXPERTS put their brains in safe-deposit boxes before writing.

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