Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Sunday, April 18, 2004
It's amazing what you can learn from those computers at Google News. For instance, I've learned the problem with THE MEDIA isn't indecency -- it's CONCENTRATION (a code word for all them EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL LOWSY MAYS REPUBLICANS, who are EEEEEEEEEEEVIL because they're REPUBLICANS). I also learned that while HOWIE is "leering, infantile, sexually perverse," he's also a "CIVIL LIBERTARIAN!!!!!!!!!!"
I learned one other thing. Most NEWS HACKS and EXPERTS put their brains in safe-deposit boxes before writing.
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