Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Friday, April 16, 2004
When someone at an airport is sweating, is it because he's running late or trying to hide something? Could hand signals between people in a terminal be part of an inside joke or a terror plot?
SO, when granny sweats, or that junior executive is running to his plane trying to "hide" his electronic organizer, or when dad high-fives his son, that's a sure sign of TERRORISM. And because NEWS HACKS RULE THE WORLD air marshals can't look for obvious signs like -- whoops! Can't be RACISTSEXISTHOMOPHOBIC.
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