Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Saturday, April 24, 2004
While many news hacks smirked and said, "Serves the guy right for quitting his day job," CURLEY's (Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!) Stooges managed to find us a true -- HERO. A MOTHER TERESA.
Who needs scandals in the news biz when you've got CURLEY? (Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!) P. S. NO, I will NOT apologize. Here's Andy "Where's My Meds?" Rooney from two weeks ago: Treating soldiers fighting their war as brave heroes is an old civilian trick designed to keep the soldiers at it. One must charitably suppose Andy was being ironic; he served in the war and worked on Stars and Stripes. But he's also a NEWS HACK, a SUPERZILLIONAIRE NEWS HACK, he works for VIACON, he works in a notoriously LIBERAL division of VIACON, and he was dictating a piece urging us to cut and run from Iraq. We know what cynics NEWS HACKS are; we know of their depthless contempt for the audience disguised as PUBLIC SERVICE, and of their predilection for black humor behind the curtain, much of which they play out on US. I DO NOT APOLOGIZE.
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