Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Thursday, May 20, 2004


An answer to PROF's vandalism contest: I've come up with a couple of slogans for THE PAPER OF RECORD, PINCH. Seems to me you could use a few more friends in your audience. Here's one for starters:

What's black and white and red all over?

Not original -- but you can aim it at the Gen X crowd that doesn't read papers. I can do better, though. Let's try:

The New York Times. For great minds that think alike.

You DO have a pretty lofty demographic. How about:

The New York Times. We think so you don't have to.

And you KNOW how many people read your paper while traveling somewhere. So how about a picture of Osama and:

When I'm on the run I read The Times!

How about it, PINCH? You'd make a FORTUNE!

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