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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Posted 6:29 AM by Gene

INFAMY. There's a word you WOULD NOT expect to show up in the NEWS HACKS' vocabulary regarding PORN. All this time the GLIBERALS (for the sole purpose of sticking it to Dubya, which seems to motivate everything) have scribbled busily that porn is as normal as Ozzie and Harriet, that its pervasiveness is the sign of a new freedom and tolerance and blahblahblah -- and meanwhile AT LEAST SIX "actors" have contracted HIV, and God knows how many more are infected, and still porn's NORMAL and HEALTHY and blahblahblah. This GLIBERAL mindset condemned untold thousands of gays to death, and it will continue to lay waste to society as long as the verbiage spewers' noxiously selfish notion of unfettered "freedom" (read license) comes first.

Another reason to DESPISE NEWS HACKS.

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