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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, May 09, 2004

Posted 8:36 PM by Gene

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sure do look like $500 BILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But why did you do it? The NEW, IMPROVED GOOGLEBLOGGER is harder to navigate -- I'm not quite sure how to POST now -- and I miss not having new and old posts on the same page (and I DON'T like seeing only the opening words), and it looks to have been done solely for bells' and whistles' sake. (Was it NECESSARY, for instance, to have the HUGE icon indicating publishing in progress?) I hope you get a lot of COMPLIMENTS for your "IMPROVEMENTS"!!!!!

Okay, OKAY -- click on the TITLES and you get the FULL POSTS. (Hardly AUTOMATIC.) But this new set up is not counter-friendly and I DON'T like counting MYSELF -- which THE NEW IMPROVED GOOGLEBLOGGER makes it EASY to do.

P. S. An ugly thought occured to me: I'll bet you GOOGLEBLOGGERS did this to save money on account of the UPCOMING IPO.

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