Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Why Dr. EVIL must go, just for pragmatic reasons: 1. He thinks KIDS read the papers HE reads; 2. He's launching an anti-piracy campaign in "100 college newspapers" when schools are out on summer break; and 3. He thinks a million people work in the film biz. Maybe he was thinking of the average monthly salary of his friends.
P. S. A better ad would have read: "RESTRICTED: No one under 22 can pirate our movies -- unless you get away with it."
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