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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Posted 6:33 AM by Gene

The cliches are coming thick and fast from the scribblers at and around the INFOMERCIAL! Now it's "SEN. OBAMA DID A BRILLIANT JOB!!!!!!!!!!" I recall back in THE YEAR OF THE WOMAN how CNN ran a puff piece on one of the shining stars of that year of reason and truth, how she would smile her way through the House with the infectious charm of her idealism. WELL! Guess who that idealist was? CYNTHIA "IIIII HAAAAAAAAATE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS" McKINNEY! And she's COMING BACK! I wonder when SEN. OBAMA will display his bona fides. (Plus he comes from Illinois, so he'll have plenty of opportunity to get corrupted.)

BAAAAAAAAAAAD NEWS:

The buzz around Obama, who is favored to become the first black male Democratic senator, resembles that around another Illinois Senate candidate, Carol Mosely-[SIC]Braun....

PFFH-HH-HH!!!!!

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