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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, August 16, 2004

Posted 10:53 AM by Gene

Keeping in mind this is NEWSMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, one almost hopes the left riots during the Second Infomercial; this is its dirty work. (If the left knows better, it won't, but no one ever accused the left of knowing better. Knowing ALL, but not knowing better.) On the other hand, we can rest assured THE PAPER OF RECORD and other NEWS HACKS will somehow manage to blame any rioting on Republicans because HONORARY MAYOR MIKE IS ONE, never mind his party membership is also honorary. And we can rest equally assured THE PAPER OF RECORD will place NOT ONE IOTA OF BLAME on THE RIOTERS.

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