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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Posted 5:15 PM by Gene

Another Short Essay on the Uselessness of Blogging: I figured out with definitude why I got a spike yesterday: seems a lot of typists with too much time on their hands and not enough brains in their skulls got led by G000,000,000,000,000GLE or something to a post of November 18 where I mentioned Marian ANDERSON, and they conflated it with that beheading. Honestly, some people can't read, or THINK.

And I can't link to it because apparently when it changed the post URLs from number-based to word-based G000,000,000,000,000GLEBLOGGER didn't assign one.

(On a more positive note, Buckhead also has something to do with it. Go Buckhead!)

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