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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, September 10, 2004

Posted 5:12 PM by Gene

Dan "Courageous Frequency Dead-Air Superscript" Blather may be out of the woods, but he could face at least one more hurdle: his affiliates. Presumably a few of the feistier ones (assuming such a thing) will want a meeting with Blather, and while THE LORD GOD SUMNER will hold his together like the Soviets grasping their satellites, Danny Boy may have to air a few dirty handkerchiefs out in public, and maybe one not so satisfied VIACON NETWORKER will demand his resignation to his face. Some of the protective coating on Dandy Dan the Teflon Anchorman may flake off.

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