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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, September 19, 2004

Posted 4:02 PM by Gene

One of the latest cliches in the public square is that MSM (as some bloggers must put it) is DEAD. The people saying it are the likes of Rush (who makes $500 quintazillion bloviating over four million radio stations) or the Wall Street Journals Conservative Edition (circulation two million, give or take the million who subscribe to the Liberal Edition). This clever irony aside, let's compare: how much did Buckhead make debunking Danno's truth? How much does the Decaying Triumvirate of Tom, Danno and Pee-TAH make? How many shares in VIACON does one suspect Buckhead owns? How many by THE LORD GOD SUMNER? No, David gave it his best shot, but for now, the Goliath still stands.

P. S. Speaking of shares, that the Freepers were gloating over THE GOD selling approximately .17 percent of His VIACON stock (and ZERO of His voting rights) shows they have an occasional tendency to self-delusion.

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