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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Posted 5:00 PM by Gene

It has become impossible to read ANY partisan piece without thinking, "if the shoe were on the other foot..." If Bush were "winning" (and just as there are a thousand polls, there are a thousand spins), KINSLEY.COM wouldn't mention it. Reverse-wise, if KINSLEY.COM were Republican, well, you get the idea. The tremendous amount of wishful thinking on con-SER-vative Web sites testifies to that.

By the way:



Think we could find a picture of our founder MICHAEL with the SHAKES? Crass? Tit for tat, as they say at DU and the FREEP. Or as Dick Nixon said, "THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS."

Or, THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS RUN BY PAUL BEGALA AND TUCKER CARLSON!!!!!

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