Posted
6:13 PM
by Gene
On the left....
CAMPAIGN EFFLUVIA....I guess every presidential campaign has 'em: the last minute bizarro issues that suddenly become life or death campaign fodder. This year, we've had no fewer than three in the final month of the campaign:
1. Flu vaccine shortage.
2. 380 tons of missing explosives.
3. The Osama videotape.
Isn't that amazing? Ultimately, these are all trivial issues that will be entirely forgotten within a few months, but they just might be the things that decide who will be president for the next four years. Sometimes I feel like we should just flip a coin and save ourselves the trouble.
But how would Fred OR Kevin fare if they had to spend long hours with their MOUTHS SHUT?