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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

Posted 1:18 PM by Gene

Which puts us in mind -- how will THE STREET react when YASSIR dies? That there will be a total nervous breakdown on America's campuses we cannot doubt; the League of Nations may hibernate for a month, and fly its wimpy blue flag at half-staff for six; Congresspoop Jim "Saddam" McDermott may dye his hair brown; and there will be demonstrations, TONS of demonstrations, organized by the HOSNIs and the House of Saud and all the other thugs to keep their peoples' minds off REVOLUTION. And there will be denial, TOTAL denial, that YASSIR and his courageous mass murders set back the cause of his people by generations.

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