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    • THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
    I know more than you.
    I make lots more money than you.
    I'm smarter than you.
    I'm sexier than you.
    I appear on TV all the time.
    I work ten minutes a day.
    I rule the universe.
    I'm going to live forever.
    You are an idiot.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
    A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
    I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
    --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
    News isn't news when we don't report it.

    PERMALINKS:

    THE NEWS HACKS' DICTIONARY

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    Monday, November 29, 2004

    Posted 6:43 AM by Gene

    If America's "news"papers couldn't run ads like this, how could they fill in the space between the ads?

    It's something to consider the next time you hear of press bias, or a correction, or Hairshirt Howie or Hairshirt Shaw on another of their lengthy mea culpas, or CIRCULATION INFLATION.

    P. S. We shouldn't be surprised: Hearst's been running ads in the news hole since Billy Randolph BLEW UP THE MAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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