Posted 8:13 AM by Gene

LOOK AT ME!!!!! I'M ON CNN!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

For the umpteenth time, here is why STERNO is not a credible spokespoop for HIS biz:

1. He's worked for BIG MEDIA all his life;

2. He worked for "TIME INC.", where practically everybody is an ORGANIZATION MAN;

3. He worked for the SISTER FIRM of an ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, which means it was TO HIS BENEFIT TO OVERPRAISE, AND SUCK UP;

4. He WORKS for SI, who runs VANITY FAIR and GQ, which toady to show biz even more than PEOPLE;

5. He has never stopped saying we're in THE MEGA-PLATINUM AGE OF SHOW-BIZ, partly because he said that as the EDITOR OF EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! for a dozen years;

6. A BIG-MEDIA TYPE with a BLOG is STILL A BIG-MEDIA TYPE.

7. He's a FANATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of HOWARD, and my dictionary defines "fanatic" as "one having excessive zeal for and irrational attachment to a cause or position."

8. I've never seen him on TV, but given the smirky OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO coming from his mouth I'd bet he's SUPER-GLIB, and that alone should open him to suspicion. God knows how much training he got at the mythical TIME INC.!!!!!!!!!!

9. The reason stories like MS. BOOB's are annoying is NOT because of the stories, it's because FIVE BIG MEDIA COMPANIES WITH HALF-A-MILLION OUTLETS POUND THEM TO DEATH -- AND THE WEB ACTS AS A MILLION-WATT AMPLIFIER.

10. He will NOT listen to REASON because he's a BIG MEDIA TYPE -- and further because he can claim he's a VICTIM of 9-11, and has SUFFERED IMMENSELY, and therefore compounding the problem.

That is IT for STERNO. He makes a DENTIST'S DRILL SOOTHING.