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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, November 27, 2004

Posted 4:42 PM by Gene

To be sure, an article like this may just be liberals again going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DEY WON'T INVITE ME TO DA PAHTY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (the presence of Norm, the Perfesser Thompson of politics, confirms it); but lest we forget, Democrats ran the government for two years after Slick came in -- and they were out of Congress by '94, having been thoroughly sleazed over after six decades of majority rule. Con-SER-va-tives may gloat now, but given the puny achievements of total control the last time, we cannot expect much from THEM; and what is more, the Reps are doing exactly what the Dems did, and while their onanistic dream may not end soon -- the Dems couldn't think their way out of a hole in the ground -- it can only end (as it will end -- sorry, POWERLINE!!!!!) in crashing corruption.

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