THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Sean Huze enlisted in the Marine Corps right after the Sept. 11 attacks and was, in his own words, "red, white and blue all the way" when he deployed to Iraq 16 months later. Unquestioning in his support of the invasion, he grew irritated when his father, a former National Guardsman, expressed doubts about the war.
Today, all that has changed. Haunted by the civilian casualties he witnessed, Corporal Huze has become one of a small but increasing number of Iraq veterans who have formed or joined groups to oppose the war or to criticize the way it is being fought.
The two most visible organizations - Operation Truth, of which Corporal Huze is a member, and Iraq Veterans Against the War....
Now we know GOD does NOT use a computer because it would never occur to Him that maybe people on the Web would look up these sites. Yes, GOD, we CAN GOOGLE. As in Iraq Veterans Against the War.* And Sean has developed looney left bonafides easily.
QUITE UNBIASED OF YOU, GOD. Can we expect another cutesy-pie essay from Your cherubim THE PUBLIC EDI-TOR musing why people don't like his Employer because -- some think He's LIBERAL?
*We found few incriminating links for Operation Truth, but they'll come now that GOD has BLESSED it. Let us note many of the links above, praise be to PINCH, seem to revolve around stories from His BOSTON WORD.