THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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A week after their unprecedented intervention in the Terri Schiavo case, Republican congressional leaders find themselves in a moral and political thicket, having advanced the cause as a right-to-life issue -- only to confront polls showing that the public does not see it that way.
"How deep is this Congress going to reach into the personal lives of each and every one of us?" asked Rep. Christopher Shays (Conn.), one of only five Republicans in the House to vote against the Schiavo bill.
This is a declaration of war on the reader. The HACKS are willing to declare their bias in the first two paragraphs. There is no need to read further, as there often isn't. This is also proof that NEWS HACKS can do what they please, THE CIRCULATION BE DAMNED -- although I suspect there may be a few MILD oaths at THE HOLY CHURCH in Omaha, Nebraska. But JUST mild. Truth is ALWAYS mightier than the CIRCULATION.
Repeat after me, Shailagh and Mike. COMPUTER. C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R. INTERNET. I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T.