Posted
9:26 PM
by Gene
In the same issue in which
THE GLIBERAL does one of the most exquisite imitations of the onset of a stroke in his long and illustrious career,
the PUBLIC EDI-TOR says his pitiful pile of newsprint is inadequate to cover the Middle East. I don't care what the LORD GOD PINCH says, you can't rile up the faithful and then turn around and do a humble-pie act.
THE PAPER OF RE-CORD once again shows two faces to the world -- both smirking.