THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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[T]he stories about Albom's bad behavior, particularly to underlings, are legion. For example, Lessenberry says one of his students quit an internship at WJR radio after Albom threw a computer keyboard at her.
Art Regner, co-host of a sports talk show on WXYT-AM, experienced Albom's wrath firsthand.
"I remember one time when I was his producer, he was unhappy with the way something had gone," Regner says. "Even if they were upset, most people would have a few words and that would be it. But Mitch — Mitch screamed and screamed. It was a major tantrum."
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, isn't that SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET?
'BYE MITCH!