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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Posted 2:41 PM by Gene

EXHIBITS No. 16,275,864, 16,275,865 and 16,275,866 in why NEWS HACKS will NEVER IMPROVE: Michael "Mr. Inside" Wolff takes a WHACK at Jack "The Critic" Shafer in Vanity Fair for being a "high-school monitor." The Critic WHACKS BACK at him for being a "sloppy, lazy media columnist." Mr. Inside WHACKS BACK because of his tormentor's "hysteria." Nowhere does it cross these IDIOTS' minds that maybe the fault lies with BOTH OF THEM, that they've become CARICATURES of the kind of SELF-OBSESSED, SELF-REFERENTIAL, WHINY, OVERPAID, UNDERTALENTED, HERMETICALLY-SEALED, PUBLIC-BE-DAMNED MEDIA HACKS who TORMENT US EVERY BLASTED DAY.

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