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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Posted 11:41 AM by Gene

On days like these I wonder why I go on blogging. DEMAGOGUES like the MILLENNIUM boys RAGE at the ANTI-AMERICANISM OF PEPSICO!!!!!!!!!! while running an AD THAT INFRINGES ON THE COMPANY'S TRADEMARKS, and GET MEGAZILLIONS OF HITS -- and I couldn't get a DAMNED HIT if the LORD GOD PUT THE WORDS IN MY FINGERS. Being known is solely a matter of LUCK and SELF-PROMOTION. I don't want to write a blog solely for the purpose of having to SELL MYSELF to GET HITS. And to those who are always belching this DEMOCRACY THING: the SUPERDUPERMEGAGIGABLOGGERS are almost to a MAN afflicted with HUBRIS, a hubris that, though small in scale next to BIGMEDIA, could be GIGANTIC to IMPATIENT SURFERS IN THEIR AUDIENCE. Just remember, SUPES -- GOD MADE YOU HUMAN TOO.

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