THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Another reason to ROLL THE EYEBALLS: VIACON (through its corporate partner Yahoo!) has bequeathed us a photo gallery of blonde "top" Hollywood "stars." As a for-instance we might consider this snapshot of Renée What's-Her-Name, and ponder that the BEST to be said is that she has a vague resemblance to Doris Day (whose real last name was von Kappelhoff -- THAT would have sold her!), but we would not pursue the line further as we suspect the divine Doris sang slightly better. Once again we are dismayed by the utter lack of beauty, of grace, of charm, of anything in these exceptionally lucky no-talents; and surely this tremendous lack of appeal is why people are gravitating away from the once fierce pull of Hollywood, even more than the bad ideas, the bad scripts, the bad MOVIES.
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