Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 10:54 AM by Gene

Having just finished an alleged SMASH (which may not be as smashy as the news hacks would have us believe) Luke Spielberg flexes His muscles and creates POLITICAL ART, which with luck (of which Luke has TOO MUCH) will be a critical and box-office bomb, and sully His rep.

But don't forget the cravenness of ad-blurb copywriters -- and editorial boards.

Meantime this press release bursts with Jews -- JUICE:

Indeed, the movie's terrain is so packed with potential land mines that, associates say, Mr. Spielberg has sought counsel from advisers ranging from his own rabbi [GOD needs a RABBI?!?!?] to the former American diplomat Dennis Ross, who in turn has alerted Israeli government officials to the film's thrust. Mr. Spielberg has also shown the script to Mr. Ross's old boss, former President Bill Clinton. Mr. Clinton's aides said Mr. Spielberg reached out to him first more than a year ago and again as recently as Tuesday. Mr. Spielberg is also being advised by Mike McCurry, Mr. Clinton's White House spokesman, and Allan Mayer, a Hollywood spokesman who specializes in crisis communications.

Is somebody running for PRESIDENT?

Mr. Spielberg's advisers [TRANSLATION: PRESS AGENTS?] say he is studiously avoiding the most glaring potential trap: drawing a moral equivalency between the Palestinian attack and the Israeli retaliation.

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