THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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How many [of the current unretired NINE FINGERS] have ever held elected office? How may have previously served at the highest levels of the executive brnach of government? How many have argued big-time commercial lawsuits within the past thirty-five years? How many have ever been either criminal defense lawyers or trial prosecutors? How many have ever presided over even a single criminal or civil trial? The answers are zero, zero, zero, one and one, respectively.
He argues it was "starkly different fifty years ago," but then DC wasn't so much like a block of reinforced concrete either. I repeat, for all the denials, what the NINE FINGERS do is ultimately POLITICAL, and what better way to open up their workplace to the real world than through ELECTIONS?