THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Pity Suzanne Somers. There is no laugh track in a theater.
P. S. The CAST PARTY included this all-star line-up: "FRANKIE AVALON, LES MOONVES, JULIE CHEN, MARY BONO, ALAN SIMPSON, and ALAN HAMEL" [SIC]. Simpson used to be a Congressman, I think -- no relation to THE Simpsons, so far as I know -- and he was reduced to saying, "Before they check on Karl Rove, they ought to check on poor old BOB NOVAK" [SIC].
Bob's NOT poor, and he's six months older.