THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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And NO, idiots, I NEVER signed up for your INTRUSIONS!!!!!
Now I have to go through my @#$%&* computer and find out where the @#$%&* it's BURIED.
P. S. I found TWO LISTINGS of it in my office computer's REGISTRY, in Search Assistant. Perhaps I put them there in searches; so how did these @#$%&* ADS get on my COMPUTER?
P. P. S. I mustn't be the only one angered by these ads -- according to ExTREmeTracKeR (or however they spell it), my last ten search-engine hits were "Eurosunsa." Somebody must put these FRAUDS out of business.