Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Tuesday, August 23, 2005


And let us express NO DOUBT, as we've expressed this before, that if KNEE-JERK CONSERVATIVES ran the NEWS BIZ it would be NO DIFFERENT save for the SLANT. On Monday the FLAMING SUN for NIGHT-LIGHT BLOGGERS blamed the collapse of HIS FAVORITE RECENT MOVIE on "AGENDA JOURNALISM." Though AD-BLURB COPYWRITERS are the WORST WRITERS in the BIZ, and they tilt even further than their brethren in truth, so much so as to be PARALLEL to the GROUND with their FEET FIRMLY PLANTED on IT, our SUN refuses again to countenance that this masterwork lay in ESPNCORP's VAULT for THREE YEARS. He should take solace in all the bad -- CON-SER-VA-TIVE GEMS the likes of THE CORNER has unearthed. He forgets too the many egregious movies LIBERALS celebrate SOLELY out of POLITICS -- and in this number we include TAXI DRIVER. If everything must pass a litmus test right or left we must ALL fail. Thanks to INTOLERANT KNEE-JERKS RIGHT AND LEFT, THAT'S where we're HEADED.

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