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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Posted 2:45 PM by Gene

Aside from a brief post the other day I haven't paid much attention to Curt Weldon or "Able Danger," in part because I've seen this Congresspoop in action many times before, and he has a way of letting his tongue get well in front of his brains. We may never know who's telling the truth here, and I'm not sure that in a summer co-starring CINDY SHEEHAN, I'm prepared to give a damn. I do know is the former is selling a book, and the latter is selling a bill of goods, and POD is spinspinspinning, much in the same way he REVIEWS FILMS.

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