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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Posted 8:25 PM by Gene

One of the ever-irksome POP-UP BLOGGERS doesn't want POLITICIANS among the NINE FINGERS. To which we say, what's the diff? To repeat ourselves, the Nine Fingers are all about politics. Were you asleep during BUSH v. GORE? He further says pols would rely to heavily on law clerks. WHAT DO WE HAVE NOW? If the Fingers are going to dabble in politics let's have honest politicians dabble in it -- and while we may merely replace one kind of legal hack with another, they may yet turn out better than the current SULTANS of OBFUSCATION.

Obviously the BLOGGERS OF THE MILLENNIUM don't know what the INTERNET IS.

P. S. At least this genius mentions TERM LIMITS. The movement is building.

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