THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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In a statement, NBC said, "Kanye West departed from the scripted comments that were prepared for him, and his opinions in no way represent the views of the networks.
"It would be most unfortunate," the statement continued, [this is Little Jeffy talking -- not that he knew, or would have cared -- ED.] "if the efforts of the artists who participated tonight and the generosity of millions of Americans who are helping those in need are overshadowed by one person's opinion."
But isn't that the point, GE Bancorp -- to let the world know how wonderful we are and to broadcast to the world WE ARE THE SENTINELS OF TRUTH?
"IT'S JUST A MAN-MADE DISEASE IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT WAS PLACED IN AFRICA JUST LIKE CRACK WAS PLACED IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY TO BREAK UP THE BLACK PANTHER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, I think we know why all those IDIOT AD-BLURB COPYWRITERS ADORE YOU.