THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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The musical revue Bush Is Bad, subtitled The Musical Cure for the Blue-State Blues, officially opens at the Triad Theatre Sept. 29. Previews began Sept. 15.
Joshua Rosenblum's revue, according to production notes, "aims venomous, highly partisan musical barbs at the President and his dissembling gang of conspirators, resulting in a take-no-prisoners show." Directed and choreographed by Gary Slavin, the cast features Kate Baldwin, Neal Mayer and Michael McCoy....
Described as a cross between Forbidden Broadway and "The Daily Show," Bush Is Bad is "a left-eyed look at the current sorry state of affairs in American government. It's the truth told bluntly but not savagely, with wit and without malice." [?!?!?!?!?]
Among the toe-tapping (or rather knee-jerking) tunes are "'How Can 59 Million People Be So Dumb?,' 'Good Conservative Values,' 'The Gay Agenda,' 'John Bolton Has Feelings, Too' and 'New Hope for the Fabulously Wealthy.'"
I don't know ANYBODY who voted for Bush. Do YOU?