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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Posted 8:46 AM by Gene

Meantime the NEWSRAGS are full of politically-motivated gloom and doom, blaming Bush for the hurricane under their breaths. What we get from NEWS RAGS on such occasions is the what the hacks always give us, but with the sort of drawn-out excessive detail that makes their efforts a chore to read, plus pictures to further assist the padding. Besides these clowns seem to have completed their tasks before the more optimistic turn over the weekend. There is no denying the disaster, and there is no denying, as always, the NEWSRAGS are FULL OF IT.

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