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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Posted 6:42 AM by Gene

We've ignored the story of the stupid and vain Kate Moss because we figured it another insider thing, good for voyeurism and little else, but forgive us for suspecting half the modeling world does drugs, partly to thumb its rotted noses at the plebes who happily can never wear those impossible clothes, partly due to the stimulation of knowing and dating high-grade thugs, and partly out of the profession's mind-numbing boredom -- although "mind-numbing" appears with most models to be an oxyMORON.

This story further proves that TOO MANY ADVERTISERS WILL SPONSOR ANYTHING OUT OF EGO.

P. S. Wisdom from one Jennifer Love Hewitt:

"I have to say that I think maybe they did her a favour, and maybe she'll actually get help. Coffee's one thing, but coke is another."

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