THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Legend has it that the game, also known for some reason as Beirut, started years ago at a Dartmouth College fraternity party.
1. I think I can guess why it's called Beirut. 2. How apt the fad started at one of America's most PC colleges.
P. S. Thank You, PINCH! With all Your colyumnists gone it's easier to find stories like this on Most E-Mailed!
But Your Holiness...are You SURE You should have linked to a glorified PORN portal?