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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, December 26, 2005

Posted 8:02 AM by Gene

Christians are adopting the worst behaviors of the culture at large. Pop "music" stinks? We'll make our own that stinks as bad. Horror movies corrupt our youth? We'll make one that really corrupts them. Now Christians are doing movie ad-blurbing, because there's no way of protesting the culture that doesn't bequeath instant publicity. And Michael "Ninny" Medved and Dr. James "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" Dobson have proved they can make a skunk smell with the best of them. Wave the white flag, Christians: BIGMEDIA win again, and you've dumbed yourselves down GOOD.

This story seems to have been inspired by the late GLIBERAL's leavings. He is the LAST person who should inspire any form of writing, except pink slips.

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