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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Posted 9:24 PM by Gene

Here's predicting the TWEEDLEDUM and TWEEDLEDEE of NEWSRAGS run cover movie ads tomorrow. It will be hard to know which is better; they're both masterworks and they'll both be PC. The only question is which rag will work harder to THWACK!!!!! its readers across the forehead. MR. MARK is second-to-none in this regard, but DICK "GUNS CAUSED COLUMBINE" CORLISS is no piker at sell...at publiciz...at WRITING. The excitement will be stoked to a fever pitch with more glorious news of our LOSS IN IRAQ, and more noble truthtelling of the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL of DUBYA. It will be a FIGHT TO THE FINISH, and we can only hope both RAGS will be MORTALLY WOUNDED with their READERS.

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