Posted 9:18 AM by Gene

See, the problem St. Warren is some people use their computers to look up things. (What's a computer? Your bridge partner Bugmeister Bill invented it.) And see, they look things up on what are called search engines (sort of like a car, St. Warren, only you can drive it through a computer), and then they find certain authors are related to certain big shots, and You don't disclose the fact, perhaps because You and Your subordinates feel it would undercut Your Great Insights -- the Great Insight being in this case that at certain liberal social clubs they believe in the god they want to believe in. Now we will admit enough junk has accreted on religion over the centuries, but enough junk has accreted in the pile of garbage called JERNALISM to outpile it. In any case, who needs a god when we have You, and Your Immortal Prosperity? But forgive us asking of Your Holiness -- why do You think those You created to surf Your Web sites so stupid?

A progressive Episcopal priest and a staunch defender of abortion rights...

We were a little hesitant to cite this, but then we learned RNS is a news syndicator owned by SI, so it's not as if it's off the deep end. SHUT UP, MIKE!

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