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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Posted 9:32 AM by Gene

Well, we've given up on Mr. Mark running a cover movie plug for now; it was, as the ad-blurbist Mr. Ansen says, a "dog year" for the greatest industry known to man, although you can be sure he says that out of both sides of his mouth (and we could say every year's a dog year, each worse than the last, but that wouldn't be selling the property). Fortunately we can make fun of Dubya again (let us guess, having not read the article -- he must turn to MODERATES) but that has a low rate of returns as coffee tables have come to expect it. What is remarkable is we synergistically knock the upcoming GE BANCORP GAMES; Little Jeffy's gonna haveta give St. Warren a lecture. And we need Mr. Mark to tell us DreamWorks didn't work?

Those coffee tables must be feeling mighty sore.

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