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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Posted 5:16 PM by Gene

Con-SER-va-tives will scream that this is the first battle in a war to make junk food illegal, and I definitely do NOT like Mike "Hot Line to the Newsroom" Jacobsen, but outfits like the Movie Studio in Battle Creek have nobody to blame but themselves: Kellogg's, which started out as a health-food concern, more than any other food company save Mickey D's has become the symbol for over-reliance on junk television, throwing the waste matter of Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera into the public's face for decades, using its notoriously condescending ads to adults to trumpet its superiority over its mere customers, and now the company's paying for it, as finally perhaps it's reached a critical mass with us peons that we don't like paying $10 for cotton-candy cereals that bring on health problems. Tough bupkus, BIG K.

P. S. This outfit has a former SUMNER cog on its team. That man is a crook with a PR agency.

P. P. S.

FOOD NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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