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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Posted 8:19 AM by Gene

Of course what really gets Democrats rubbing their hands these days is -- IMPEACHMENT. It's the same smelly shoe on a different unwashed foot. Clinton was corrupt and had bad taste in women, but were these impeachable offenses? In the end Congress stepped into a glorified domestic quarrel. On the surface Dubya's offenses may seem more serious -- he lied about Iraq! He lied about SPYING ON PEOPLE!!!!! But this presumes warring on Saddam and spying on terrorist sympathizers are EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL, something some people may not want to presume. It's most likely a moot point anyway; many voters like their local largesse providers and bribe dispensers.

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