THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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I appreciate the access that citizen journalism provides to first-hand accounts of major events. Yet I recognize those accounts are less journalism than the raw material, generated by amateurs, that a trained, skilled journalist should know how to weigh, analyze, describe, and explain.
Okay Sammy, explain how a trained, skilled "journalist" weighed, analyzed, described and explained THE GOLFING MACHINE. ED makes more money than a million bloggers, yet his puff piece exposed him in the fundamentals as a starry-eyed rank amateur. Explain how all these trained, skilled "journalists" disgorge zillions of column inches with the flavor of watery oatmeal. A lot of people who'll never get a job in YOUR biz SOLELY because they LACK CONNECTIONS could do better work than ED and the people putting out all that BLANDNESS. Stop obsessing over CASTE and LET THEM DO IT.
(Via ROMY, who's equally exercised over CASTE)