THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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DA VINCI THOUGHTS [Stanley Kurtz]
I just saw The Da Vinci Code. Point one: Michael Novak’s review [BAD LINK, natch] is dead on. Point two: This movie is a salutary kick in the teeth for conservatives. There’s no gainsaying the fact that the Narnia movie was a big deal. Having conceded that, the fact remains that when it comes to exercising influence on the fundamental levers of American culture, conservatives remain in a pathetically weakened position.
I may not be a professor of “symbology,” but I have taught at Harvard and studied religious symbolism. So I feel in a particularly strong position to reveal the entirely unsecret conspiracy against patriotism, tradition, and religion hiding in plain sight on our movie and television screens, in our universities, and on the pages of the mainstream press. Conservatives have forgotten just how precarious our position is. One cable news channel, talk radio, and the blogosphere blahblahblah....
Point No. 1: You still lead TWO CON-SER-VA-TIVE RELIGION MOVIES to ONE. Point No 2.: Which is worse: a bad movie based on a super-bad book or Jesus being WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPED!!!!! ten thousand times? For my part I can't tell the difference.
P. S. For what it's worth, HowStuffWorks.com DISSECTS DVC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Via the Mess]